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Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML

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RHChiliPeppers 17

Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)

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Anthonymm2 20

Aloe Vera is your friend.

randomguy76 14

Ah the joy of the outdoors.

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randomguy76 14

Ah the joy of the outdoors.

TheBelt 19

Nature, gotta love it

crudeandrudeguy 29

This is why there are video games about nature my friend... JK. At least you actually went OUTSIDE

UserError94 18

You shouldn't be scratching the poison oak anyway! Now you just have incentive not to lol

Anthonymm2 20

Aloe Vera is your friend.

AnOriginalName 19

Or calamine lotion for the rash and antihistamines for the stings. The antihistamines will really help calm down the irritation you're feeling from both reactions because they're both slightly allergic reactions.

Jojohn0 23

Dude just stay inside like why do you keep going back out there its not worth it

UhHuhHoney 20

How do you know OP keeps going outside? Lol

alexanderavatar 24

yeh gosh stay inside play minecraft, watch tv, eat, sleep don't breathe fresh air that will hurt your lungs and don't even get me started about sunlight gosh what pain

MasterTron 24

Sunlight is the enemy

nataliewby 25

#7 because the FML says "today, on a nature hike". And I'm not sure how one gets poison oak without going outside in the first place

kibster9 20

Add me on PS3 to play minecraft. Username is Kibster9

DaRito 25

That's why I stay inside. At least you were outside, though.

hkhan24 23

You might want to go to the hospital..

hipposteve 21

Aloe vera!

ToxicTyrael 26

Appeal some honey on the rash this will ease the itch and prevent infections. I hope you can get some in a nearby town.

FitFriday 32

Yea but then it might attract bees or bears, and with OP's luck that just might happen

A1NoSauce 17

"Damn nature! You scary!"

dragoongirl90 34

I meant to upvote this. Stupid touch screens.

Ultimawolf25 19

Please tell me what this is from again, my nephew says this all the time. I want to say Dave Chappelle for some reason..

dragoongirl90 34

You shouldn't scratch anyway, you'll spread it.