LesbianHonest
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Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML
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I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.
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HowieDoIt 21
Take his hearing aids away, you'll be golden.
bbozic2 6
I'd be more afraid of hearing those noises from his room
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softrally 15
Cover the wall with foam or egg cartons. That should absorb some of the noise.
karlcolt45 19
unless you find that your grandpa has a sex life, then it's goodbye lunch
cieloalicia 16
Especially is lunch happens to be something with raisins.
jelly713 19
Blast some music every time. Very loudly. I hope it solves your problem.
outoftown 27
Good news: you can plan sexy time for when his favorite sports are on TV. Bad news: you need a guy who isn't into the same sports.
jackiemora 18
That sucks :/
Adhdkid107 9
Can't you just go to the guy's house? You don't always have to have sex at your house.
stoych 19
Maybe he lives with her?
stoych 19
Simple. Cook grandpa a casserole with sleeping tabs in (not too many, you don't want to comatose him) then heat and serve it for him...... Hello sex life!
EarlFug 19
Hmm, wonder why the previous tenant moved out?
limitedition 25
If you are old enough to be in your own place you are old enough to decide if/when you have sex. Remember, Grandpa was young once too
cieloalicia 16
While I'm sure OP's grandfather realises this, it's still going to be awkward if he hears such activities.
AlexiAwesome 10
Sure, blame Grandpa for the lack of a sex life.