LesbianHonest
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Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML
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I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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HowieDoIt 21
Take his hearing aids away, you'll be golden.
bbozic2 6
I'd be more afraid of hearing those noises from his room
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Comments (90)
smacky187 9
Grow a sack and bang regardless
starsierra 15
Ops a girl
Protagonist_ 9
Good news is we now know why your old neighbors moved out.
amifaiyaz 12
You now have an excuse for all that public sex you've been wanting.
MDTeddy 13
Who told him he could move in next door? I would move out or fore him to.
MDTeddy 13
force*
ksks1234 33
Unless you are super loud, just go to other rooms in the apartment. Stay away from walls that are next to your grandpa's wall.
adammeyer 4
Assuming you actually have one..
finch01 18
hope that they dont get one i would be afraid of that
Xotoolyxo 16
Sex at the other persons place?
TheWhiteLotus 5
Well... you DID decide to live in an apartment, of all places. Hell, even the mobile housing communities has more privacy.
perdix 31
Why? Grandpa needs entertainment, too! He also needs material for Facebook -- hope your sex moves don't suck balls like a gay baboon.