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Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML

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I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.

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Take his hearing aids away, you'll be golden.

I'd be more afraid of hearing those noises from his room

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ordonblade46 3

Did your apartment, by any chance, cost $.99?

Egg cartons

Lets hope his heading starts to go soon shall we?

lol good luck !

im pretty sure grandpa has had sex......

His or yours?

You should enjoy time with your grandpa while he's still around.

time for you to move haha

Hmmmmmm that DOES suck! My boyfriend lives right next to his aunt and uncle so I hear ya! We moved the bed a little from the wall so it didn't hit up against the wall and kept our noise level appropriate, problem solved

Tone it down.