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Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML

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I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Take his hearing aids away, you'll be golden.

I'd be more afraid of hearing those noises from his room

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Play music while you are having sex...

no more ************ for you :(

fatalwish 6

orrrrrrrr hello awkward brunches

Just tell him your trying to have a child

icepick23 12

He won't mind

onorexveritas 24

move

im sorry if your a screamer!

I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.

JFloUnknown 24

OMMGGGG IT'S ALANNNN I LOVEEE YOOUUU AALLAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! -President of the Alan fan club

That cool

Do it anyway. He won't mind. He's an adult, you're an adult.

It's called using a gag. Silk scarf gag, can be quite fun!

Let's face it, any gag can be fun lol

I hear you, I live in a building where I can hear my neighbours 24/7. So when my boyfriend and I have sex it definitely makes it awkward running into the neighbours the next day. I couldn't even imagine if my neighbour was any family member, let alone my grandpa >.