Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Let's get you home Grandma
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Nice to see you
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
How soon is now?
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Arse!
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
JBP fever dream
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
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ihartmytdi 23
So how's counseling going?
Miss_Chevious 37
your grandma is taking "you're only as old as you believe you are" to a whole new level
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Comments (62)
bdsmslave 18
Oh, Granny's still got it. Tonight Grandpa will finally be getting that lap dance. Let's just hope his heart is strong enough to handle all of Grandma's passion.
bloodlusthatter 17
maybe it's part of life alerts new fashion line
Silk_Routes 14
Granny has a fashion statement..whats wrong
lily05_fml 16
At least she was wearing an underwear
Smooth_Criminal 24
Thongs aren't underwear. They’re floss.
ItsDutch 16
@16 Everyone knows you're supposed to wear two underwears, not one.
daddysgirl243 21
keeping up with the times I see
Wizardo 34
Well now there's a nightmare wedgied into your mind forever.
Mila321 5
Eye bleach, anyone!
Mila321 5
Eye bleach, anyone?
Wizardo 34
Eye bleach, anyone&
sonnyrosa 32
Are you sure it started out as a thong? ;)
dj12inches 10
That thong tothong thong thong!
SadSouthernBell 18
Go Granny!!