Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
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c0c0_fml 16
totally gross
MrsLender_fml 3
GILF ftw!
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Comments (118)
Xavi89 0
go get that sour milk!
MissPuppettear 0
Lol XD
FMLsohardithurts 0
has Perdix commented yet? I'm actually suprised he hasn't.
mitchn60 6
Out of habit, maybe, but not instinct.
Shinygirlnz 1
Guys, every woman on earth knows you do this, and know almost every time you do it. It's tacky. Try and retrain yourself of this habit and you'll earn the respect of a lot of ladies.
DaveEPIC 0
We don't do that all the time actually. -__- sexist....
ShadyFTW1 0
You speak as though every woman on earth has this all figured out. Many women don't have a ******* clue, or actually enjoy being checked out.
CitrusGirl 0
There's a difference between checking out and looking down someone shirt. If I see a guy looking at me with the look on his face I feel good. If I catch a guy peeking down my shirt I feel violated.
CitrusGirl 0
And also, to be clear, I'm not agreeing with her. I'm aware that not every dude does this. But many do, and it's rude.
love_me_electric 20
86, why would you wear low cut shirts if you don't want guys checking out your ****? Honestly, it's kind of hard for them NOT to look when your boobs are hanging out of the front of your shirt.
LilaBear 2
actually from my understanding it IS pretty instinctive for a guy to look at a girl's chest if she's got it exposed. Sure, it's not an excuse, but maybe girls will start realising they don't always do it on purpose (and yes I'm a girl)... (ie. even decent guys will automatically look sometimes then immediately look away, realising what they've done).
korn719 0
lmao!!! u must be from the south!! keeping up with family tradition??
RedPillSucks 33
lamo stereotype is lamo.
Childington 15
So how would you rate them? Also this is under love, is there something you're not telling us?
DaveEPIC 0
lol.
mountneer 0
your sister/girlfriend is gonna be pissed.
unko_oa 0
it happens.
sexieeduck 0
nah she's not old enough for him
jagd 0
ahhhhhhhhhhh wrinkle boobs
_Rachell 0
Haha and saggy...