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Ume, Sweden
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada
Enough is enough
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
amie
Canada
You can count on it
Today, my mom said that we needed to have a family meeting because of all the issues that have been going on with our family. My mom, sister and I sat down and began to talk about everything. As I started to cry, my sister looks at my mom and says, "I win!" She bet my mom $20 that I would cry. FML
Anonymous
Basingstoke, United Kingdom
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Anonymous
Toxic masculinity
Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML
Momlovesme
United States
Family time is best time
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Anonymous
Domzale, Slovenia
Grandma rocks!
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Noname
United States
Foot in mouth
Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML
Anonymous
Hawthorn, Australia
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Anonymous
Upper Marlboro, United States
Compassion
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Top comments
Nevracceptdefeat 26
I wonder what she said
wGx14 12
"No one in the family actually loves you. Also, you're a failed abortion." That's my guess, at least.
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Comments (74)
troutbum 11
:/ nice grandma you've got there
HuebertMCR 10
Only family members have that skill... I feel for ya
KatyLarae 13
Oh granny!
sjbartholome 14
Well hopefully your grandma is so old that she will die soon. Then she can burn in Hell.
NinjaDitto623 14
What were the two sentences? I believe a follow-up is in order!
ericb982 8
"You're my favorite. Jk your brother is."
darkfireflame 15
What did she say?
Lacalema 21
Even better when read in Ron's voice.
wakka9876 17
lol, so many people must have sucky families if they think this needs sympathy, if she said someone died to do it, well that is just horrible of her, else just grow a pair, its what families do
mikbrooke 25
pretty sure its not all that common that a grandmother will make their grandchild cry just to win a bet. i know families joke around and what not, but to do it just to win a bet is mean.
ashjo 12
Tell us what she said
Oliok 19
Oh grandmas. Don't they just say the darnedest things?