Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist received a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots, she says to me, "Check out his equipment!" My 80-year old grandma just commented on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML
Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
FYL for being a rangers fan. good luck trying to get past boston.
stupid_idiot 0
or she was talking about his goddamn hockey equipment. you're retarded
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Comments (186)
peppy 0
how can you make such a weird presumption? obviously if you know anything about hockey, you know you can't see anything past the goalie equipment.. those guys are padded like crazy.........
Saphira_fml 0
Um i think that she would have been talkin about the goal equipment, cause he is a goalie and doesnt normally pose nude after a game...
butteredtoast 0
This goes in my top 5 lamest FMLs. This is NOT an FML. HOW do these get past moderation? I'm seriously in awe.
jennajamison 0
dude youre a ******* idiot. ive played goalie before and it would take a raging shaq like boner to be seen thru the pads. this is either fake or done by someone with ds.
SPQR_fml 0
Oh woe is me. My grandmother is still a woman. *Sob* My life is ruined!!!!
TheZephyrSon 3
I love how #12 tries to correct someone but doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. The Texas Rangers are the baseball team. The New York Rangers are a hockey team, idiot...
nolubba1037 0
its hockey equipment you dumb shit. kill yourself
ama17 0
Is 'equipment' the word they used back in the day...? I don't think so. I think she's just talking about his ACTUAL equipment.
shree 0
Yeah, definitely take your mind out of the gutter on this one. Although you probably were thinking dirty thoughts about Henrik anyway, so I can see how you would jump to conclusions. Also, since my team's just getting an early start on preparing for the Cup next year, I'm saying go Boston. As long as Calgary or Vancouver doesn't take it. Or Anaheim. :)
xHaniffax 0
This is not an FML