Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
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Morokea 0
At least he cares!
captainamerica50 0
haha hey when I was moderating it also said "and he was only friends with me because he though we would hook up some time. "
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Comments (74)
penisface69 17
you idiot texan.
Reefer_Madness 0
I bet you got wood checking him out
Captain_Falcon 0
Well i'm gonna have to say YDI for taking huge fat penis in the ass. But also FYL for enjoying it.
Mortanious 0
@sandwichbait: I didn't say looking for a chick, I said showing that he likes women. Which also includes at least once saying how a girl is hot or the like, or something. Maybe: "Oh, man this girl is blowing my mind, she is so smart and beautiful" 2 years and not one chick had an effect on him?! He might be gay lol
doof_fisch 2
You may have been the victim of a double trick. Both you and the blind date may be straight. Your "buddy" might have not only played a trick on you, but he might have set up the other guy as well. And now your "buddy" is laughing at the fact that he got you both.
Cristaderzi 0
Lol Penis Face Hey they struck down that stupid draconianfourth world sodomy law so they cant be all that idiotic anymore...
frostie 0
Lol thats freaking hilarious. I can imagine the conversation you had when you confronted your buddy, must have been hilarious.
blastvortex 4
So? You have a date, so why not make the best of it? If it's that much of a problem, just tell your buddy that you're not gay. Problem solved. This is not an FML.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Maybe I'm alone here, but the "actually thought I was gay" implies to me that OP has done some investigating and this wasn't a practical joke. Also, maybe OP has made comments about hot girls etc., the friend assumed he was trying to stay in the closet, and set up the date to say "I know you're gay & I'm ok with that."
anjyu22 0
Oh come on, I don't think he deserved the quotation marks around "buddy." He was just trying to help!