Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
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Morokea 0
At least he cares!
captainamerica50 0
haha hey when I was moderating it also said "and he was only friends with me because he though we would hook up some time. "
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Comments (74)
Peroxide 3
Wow, your friend is gonna be devastated when he also finds out you're not blind either.
perdix 31
Was the blind date gay? It would be funny if he were also straight. That would mean that your "buddy's" gaydar is not merely broken, it is defective. I'll bet he thinks his wife is a lesbian.
Xathanos 16
er.. there can be a few reason for this 1.his friend was playing a joke on him (a crap one if you ask me) 2. thinks he's gay 3. he want him to make more friends perhaps I'm just guessing and BTW just because they act happy/fairy like, doesn't mean their gay
Mortanious 0
YDI for acting like a bitch for 2 years and not showing you actually like women, not even remotely.
sandwichbait 0
Why is he a 'bitch' if he's not actively looking for a gf or some sort of romantic relationship? It's not a big deal. I think it's pretty cool. If he gets married he'll have a better chance of sticking with her if it's not based only on physical attraction - most guys are easily turned on by shallow stuff like that.
FarSide 23
who told you that shit?
sandwichbait 0
High school. =_=;
masdar 0
man u have a good friend there... if i found out my buddy was gay i wouldn't even go near him...and im pretty sure he would do the same
postaltubealex 0
Tolerance fail?
WTWNNIL 0
masdar - Seriously now? Big time tolerance fail. You must fail so much at everything and yes it's your fault, you can easily get an education.
Lunasis 14
love people like this... just because someone's gay makes them a monster? go his in a dark room and stay there prick.
IMB916 0
How is this an FML? You have a great friend who would be totally accepting of you even if you were gay, and would even try to help you find a man. I hope you appreciate this guy
FarSide 23
...and it's the first time you got to third base this year, right?
jane99 0
Well close your eyes and pretent he's a girl.
Les_Paul_Player 0
win
Brandosyn 0
@ #28 That's assuming OP wouldn't be the "girl" in that situation right?
Cluedecker 0
wow that sucks...
Cristaderzi 0
Well Only two things come from TExas.... LOL Just kidding. Hey Really I fail to see how being mistaken for a homosexul is a FML... You should be grateful. Only a few of us are fortunate to be queer.Seriously! SO chill!!