Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when she revealed her underwear: boxer shorts. She said she wears them because they’re the only underwear that doesn’t ride up her ass crack. Completely killed the mood. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, I got my boyfriend's pants down for the first time and turns out my thumb is bigger than his erect penis. I already know he has weak tongue technique, but this is an extra slap in the face I do not need. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
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Top comments
1dvs_bstd 41
Was it shiny? Girls, like fish are attracted to shiny things. -Barney Stinson.
Mightyrif 23
Paint your **** with the same pattern. Bet that'll impress her!
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Comments (85)
danceinconverse 25
Yeah, heads up, (pun intended) no girl is impressed with dicks. They look weird as shit. We simply tolerate them.
pinque 19
Because it was so tiny ??
Champignon_fml 19
Well, it's not like the penis is the most beautiful part of the male body. Did you pile compliments on her for having an awesome-looking ******? As long as she enjoyed the sex, you're good.
bgon1350 4
which is why you shouldn't wear underwear. make it easier for her.
smalldude7980 7
I was the 1000th you deserved it
Badkarma4u 17
Doesn't matter, had sex.
peasonearth 8
Most guys have dicks, but not all have nice underwear.
kyle504 4
So true
redneck66 11
haha i opened that damn facebook thing at work. they thought i was wtching **** XD
mimies18 13
she might've been nervous or didn't know what to say or do
Cassandra2015 21
must have been some fancy looking boxers