MoxleyCrue
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML
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MoxleyCrue 17
OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
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CliffyB03 28
Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.
leopardwilliam 22
Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not
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Comments (83)
kittykat1501 31
Wow. What did you do to it?!?!
MoxleyCrue 17
Underestimated its vicious nature.
interesting33 37
Your responses are hilarious. Shame I can't upvote them
kittykat1501 31
Apparently I'm not allowed to assume somebody did surging to cause a wild animal to attack them, judging by the negative votes on my comments. Sorry op.
MoxleyCrue 17
It's a shame I don't live in a country that guarantees my safety from duck attacks.
kittykat1501 31
Something*
leopardwilliam 22
Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not
MoxleyCrue 17
OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
Catdragon 40
Were you smacking your lips, op? Because that's pretty annoying.
brenton490 19
It was at that moment OP knew he/she messed up!*put on glasses*
WhatHappenedToIt 22
I think everyone gets attacked by fowl of some sort during their life span lol. I had a Canadian goose steal a pb&j sandwich from me when I was about 3. Hate those damn things.
SK8WITME 19
what the duck, I bet that's what you yelled!
FatherPlatypus 8
It's the thought that counts #4
TheClassicMan848 11
Incoming duck puns
extrasnipes 22
Who uses duck puns? You're quackers
Hop6e 22
Hey least now ya know someone finds ya tasty lookin!
rileyrae0000 23
Ive heard that this is more common than one would think
Kcoate1 13
Me too
CliffyB03 28
Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.
drunkturtle 14
Hey! Got any grapes?
sallycinnamon 21
Bom bom bom bom bom babom
Kougeru 12
T_T. Right when I forgot that song existed
Xivion 19
@#9 got any nails?
mezochan 29
This is something I'd more expect from a goose than a duck.
limegreenpoopie 31
Oh...don't underestimate ducks. They can jack you up SON.
extrasnipes 22
Hey I can all caps the last word of my sentence ASWELL
hellnosucka 27
except you didn't simply do that. you also had to join the last two words together and call them one word.
ThePaperDragon 31
What a brave little duck! :)