Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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Expertfail 0
Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.
Zhejan 0
Wow, you're so dump!
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Comments (110)
sunshyne84_fml 0
both of you are dumb!! why didn't u just call the phone and see if the person wanted to return it
jess07 0
I agree it could have been a stranger...It's happened to me before. The nice guy who found my phone texted the person in my inbox with the most messages to find out how to return it to me. But if it was your gf, that's hilarious. Epic fail.
JoeyImage 0
die
motox24 0
she was probably ****** someone or it was someone who stole the phone
plexico 4
Translation: Do not call or text her. . . ever again. The lost phone story is a polite lie, like "No, those pants don't make your butt look fat."
redbluegreen 41
They should always reply with, "I like you better with no pants."
plexico 4
And the reply should NEVER be, "No, it's your BUTT that makes your butt look fat."
redbluegreen 41
And if they like big butts?
null_fml 11
Then they can not lie anyway.
Intoxicunt 6
#49, I hereby present you with this internet.
hornetchik 0
What a ******* dumb bitch. If she actually meant to dump you that way, then shes a ******* gutless bitch. ******* BITCH.
free2speak 14
Chill with the f-bombs
hornetchik 0
NOT chilling with them, was precisely the idea.
emilyjgraham 34
you clearly have no sense of humor...
Bloodknight 22
Yeah, that's what I thought, a stranger who found it is replying, not the gf, unless your gf is just that dumb, lol!
iDx_Undaunted 0
Dude she's a bitch and aint worth the time
leshreve 0
It could be because someone stole it and they were replying?
Intoxicunt 6
Is it entirely impossible that she was being sarcastic? Like maybe, she meant "well I must have, otherwise why would you text me and how would I text back?" It's what I would do. Plus, she said "Nope," not "No, I'm still looking for it. If you see it, let me know! :(" So, it sounds like sarcasm.
Starchild21 3
I have to say that's a spot on assessment! I think OP is overreacting ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99