Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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Top comments
TheAngryKitten 0
I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.
RawrNom 0
LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.
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Comments (120)
shotgun479 4
She must be blonde
mantle 0
your girl is retarded... on many many levels.
chilldude69 8
how is this an fml... she could've just kicked you in the balls and leave.
blr1426 1
boo hoo. Next you'll be complaining that you can't fit all you hundred dollar bills into your wallet.
trumpet27 1
On the bright side, a least now you know she loves you.
CantTouchThat 29
1. You clearly picked a winner. 2. This isn't an FML or YDI. 3. As said by "TheAngryKitten," shut up and enjoy the attention you clearly don't deserve you cheating bastard!!(;
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Just be glad she's not breaking up with you