Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Top comments
IAmzephyr 22
Your girlfriend is satan.
ukeandfoodislife 19
I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.
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Comments (126)
youngsofly 13
HAHA dude I'm really sorry that you went through that, but Your girlfriend just made my day ?
BadKitty13 28
OMG .... That was so NOT cool of your girlfriend. I would totally die if that happened to me ... I feel your pain.
mq97 14
Didn't you see previous messages?
TheDoctorBadWolf 5
But...if she swapped the numbers THEN texted OP, wouldn't he get a sext from "Mom"?
chaseafterwind82 29
Ha ha ha, get her back by ******* her so hard she's in a wheelchair for a week...
ThePez828 18
I guess I'm one of the few people who doesn't think this is funny at all. That was a terrible thing for your girlfriend to do. Sorry OP.
paramor3 23
Really no rationalizing out of that one...lol hopefully your mom has a good sense of humor. Your gf obviously has that in spades...yippee
Katieslock 17
Literally saw this on iFunny
crazy_loner 25
This one needs a follow-up!
Nini01_fml 9
that's quite a promise though. I'm sorry the your dating Satan though