Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML
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Jamesfmled 14
I wasn't just after the sex. We're just both very busy so when we get opportunities we make the most of them. And normally she tells me if we can't.
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GoldFishPony 21
Well you shouldn't only want to see her for sex
btrag97 13
Well.. At least you got to spend time with your gf
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Comments (101)
Bedmans1999 5
The pain bro.... The pain
oatmeal96 10
LMFAO
mathsgeek69 8
Damn! "autocorrect"
AngelOf_Darkness 28
You should've been happy to help her anyways; any girlfriend would appreciate that.
bbmj420 0
Well played
Medhi_fml 18
Omg. Haha. Bad luck mate.
EpicCrazyBitch 12
She did that on purpose! Well played! Lol
Puppys_Doll 28
YDI for getting so upset about helping your gf. clearly you don't care about her as much as you should.
LostDN 9
Wasn't a mistake haha