Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML
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Jamesfmled 14
I wasn't just after the sex. We're just both very busy so when we get opportunities we make the most of them. And normally she tells me if we can't.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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GoldFishPony 21
Well you shouldn't only want to see her for sex
btrag97 13
Well.. At least you got to spend time with your gf
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muah97 12
Major turn off for you
HandsomeGuy76 1
Mayb next time buddy
Solano2580 24
Clearly most of the other commenters are claiming it wasn't accidental when OP said it was
False_Stupidity 42
Hey, painting can be fun with the right sort of company, who knows how playful things might get ;)
Ziggy122 15
There's at least one FML per week that reads something along the lines of, "I thought my girlfriend wanted me to come over for sex but she really just wanted to spend time with me doing non-sexual things. FML."
Irreverend 23
Durex, Duluxe, they're both latex,
ezrajab 22
Yes you should have been excited for durex but really shouldn't go expecting it. Should have just gone with the thought in mind hey I am seeing my gf today I am soo happy.
underthesea12 24
Her plan worked
akrista 10
I think you should tell her to disable that stupid ******* "AUTOCORRECT" function on her phone. FYL
EpicJames24 18
she probably did that on purpose