Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML
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Jamesfmled 14
I wasn't just after the sex. We're just both very busy so when we get opportunities we make the most of them. And normally she tells me if we can't.
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GoldFishPony 21
Well you shouldn't only want to see her for sex
btrag97 13
Well.. At least you got to spend time with your gf
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jake_robbo 10
She meant to say durex. She knew it would be the only way you would help her paint.
anna10121 7
She totally didn't mistype... It was a ploy to get you to help!!
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
And modern technology ***** us up again.
brandoneyez1 25
That was on purpose. She messed with your head. No pun intended.
lekimdraw 3
Trust but verify.
inowhtthefoxsays 20
Hope it was blue to match your balls lol
TahoeFMler 22
Gee, nice to know you don't have a brain and don't ask questions or want further info. Jackass, YDI
xReDMemory 28
What could he possibly even ask? Even if there was anything for him to ask he could have wanted to ask about it when he went into her house. How is he a jackass for actually trusting his girlfriend by not assuming she was lying or that she made a mistake?
Huddisher 10
Wow... Can't bother to help your one and only without being fooled? Great partner.
xReDMemory 28
It's entirely possible that the girl just made a typo or assumed he won't help her regardless of whether he would under normal circumstances. Even if the OP usually refuses to help her he shouldn't be forced to help her if he doesn't want to/didn't promise to do so. If she has a problem with him not helping her she can actually speak to him about it and ask him to be more cooperative or find someone who actually wants to help her instead of manipulating him,lying to him and forcing him to do what she wants by manipulation/force/etc.
spomdog 8
to everyone saying she did what she had too. I find this to be bullshit because the OP might have helped regardless so stop being assumpitve asswholes
lazyslumber 18
Intelligent girl