Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML
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Jamesfmled 14
I wasn't just after the sex. We're just both very busy so when we get opportunities we make the most of them. And normally she tells me if we can't.
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GoldFishPony 21
Well you shouldn't only want to see her for sex
btrag97 13
Well.. At least you got to spend time with your gf
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askingandy 23
Yes, poor you. Your girlfriend wanted help instead of sex. Life truly sucks for you.
blazon_paradox 23
Yeah, I'm sure it was an accident.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe a little of that afterword
Dt33345 13
At least she didn't say "Sorry, wrong number" or something like that.
WadeNickerson 16
Sure she did
blindguy29 6
**** her right in the pussy
TonyDobiii 5
DAMN U AUTOCORRECTION!!!!!!!
vikky538 29
she is smart to get the work done...
shine999 12
I'm sure she intentionally wrote that so that you won't make any excuse and go help her and not get mad about it later. Lol
swedeNix 13
Be a gentleman and help