Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Shelve your plans
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Undead4life 1
RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jayellef 3
breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.
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Comments (203)
Mourningstar 4
Take a clue and RUUUUUNNN!!!!!!! No ass is good enough to be pushed into marriage
djdumont 0
nbd, girls do that to me all the time. they just love weddings and shit, dont look too much into it .
trip3976 0
RUN RUN RUN !!!!!
RaquelRox2299 0
i hate crazies
thatmirandachick 7
Ooh, that sucks. One guy asked me for my ring size two days after we started dating. We were both fourteen at the time. :
daydreamer244 13
move away from tht psycho!!
valleyshooter 8
tell her it's not cute and she needs grow the **** up. obviously not as blunt though.
angel1234567 10
Oh god I feel bad for you just have sex with her and break up
brokenhelix 4
DTB!
Jonman503 0
you have an emergency. Stage 5 Clinger here