Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Guntherdog
United States
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Brad
Harrisburg, United States
Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
chao
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Anonymous
Floda, Sweden
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
WtfDoIDo?!
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
anon17
United States
Shelve your plans
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Undead4life 1
RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jayellef 3
breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.
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hoonyer 17
ruuuun!!!
Anorexia 4
I've been dating a girl for one year. She's 16, and I'm 15. She started telling me we're getting married when it was probably 4 months in. We have two kids. The daughter is Falcon Nicole; the son is William Landon. This is out of high school. Although, she does want one now (Heck no). My job is somewhere out there in the field of computing, her job is either a cardiologist or a forensic scientist. Don't even get me started about the house and where we're living... It's the most elaborate story. You would believe it if I told you all about it. She says that her father told her to dream. So I let her, but it drives me out of my mind.
jefffluffingham 5
so... you're literally dating Elliot from Scrubs? good luck man.
inkyblacksun 2
RUN AWAY!!!!
lisaw375 0
run Forrest run
ForeverGLFan 6
OOOOHH!!! CRAZY CHICK ALERT! CRAZY CHICK ALERT!! BREAK UP!! BREAK UP!!
cliftongirl1022 5
RUUUUUUUN!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAAAAAAAN!
Gagle 0
Run honey run!!!!
ravengirl1234 2
Maybe she doesn't like you and is trying to get you to break up
briiluvskatie 5
Haha like xD