Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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mkymouse90 17
3 weeks you better run she's crazy!
jnanderson 16
Tell her you're sterile
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Comments (270)
Gottokeepsmiling 6
Just pretend your infertile OP and she will go away!!!!
EmeraldRarity 8
Shes ******* crazy! Get out while you can
permaband_usr 14
Here is what you do... google this "emo song those aren't muskets" and then sit her down and make her watch it. Twice.
CB_LAZ3 11
Get the hell out of there bro!
rs7797 9
ask her if its ok if you attend her funeral
monsterGordon 8
Run. Away.
DEMONSWORD 4
Just have furousious sex with her and at all costs prevent inpregnation, then tell her if she does get pregnant, no more amazing intercourse. she'll get over it in time and forget about even wanting kids. Don't forget Viagra and foreplay, YOU MUST HAVE FOREPLAY I cannot stress that enough
redmnky21 8
run, run away... she's crazy!
cbrad05 1
She's crazy get outta there bro....unless she's hot of course.
pike1346 3
runnnnnnnn