Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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mkymouse90 17
3 weeks you better run she's crazy!
jnanderson 16
Tell her you're sterile
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Comments (270)
Larsh 4
She is responsible for her own decision to live or die, not you. It's your choice of course but I would tell her she needs counseling and walk away.
LennyComa 39
Well stop dragging your heels and become her babies Daddy....Or run like the wind away from the big ol' sack of crazy, your choice
DrummerWS 23
Run mate.... RUN!
Gummybearjunkie 3
RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
vincentcloud 4
Change your number and Run away...very fast...as fast as you can....very far away
Defecately 18
that's a crazy one... get her help!
fuckmylife518 15
Is she orthodox Jewish? I've got third cousins who are. One of them just got engaged and his fiance told me he proposed after three weeks. Another cousin told me her husband proposed after one, a third after 5 dates.
RandomStrange 1
OP, I beg you, PLEASE FIND A FRIEND WHO WILL HELP YOU SPLIT UP WITH HER. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE TOO WEAK AND YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS!
DarwinWillFixIt 11
Run!
destructor2014 3
I recently experienced a somewhat similar situation. I was with this girl for a couple months though before I realized I needed to get away. She didn't say anything about kids, but did self-harm and threatened to do more frequently. She was a nut job just like this chick seemingly is. GTFO OP, as others have said, while you still can.