Today, my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML
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rachelfromtarget 14
Well thats not a healthy relationship.
alexish128 13
What are you 15? You say you love her after a month and then say you're falling for someone else? I think you need to figure things out...continuing a relationship like this is not healthy for anyone.
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Comments (159)
KandyLette208 6
Normally, I wouldn't even bother with the mass amounts IGNORANCE in a lot of these comments. First, if you don't actually comprehend mental Illness or the effect depression can have on a person then don't open your mouth. That being said, yeah there are a lot of people who use the suicide card for attention or manipulation, but unless you personally know this girl keep your opinions to yourself. None of you have ANY idea what someone else has been through that would make them even consider suicide as an option. I apologize for coming off as a bitch here, but it's a little personal. My cousin just took her own life a few weeks ago. Just think before you say certain things, because you never know if it'll be your thoughtless, cruel comment that was just the tiny push it takes for an unstable mind to make their very last decision... http://www.ny1.com/nys/binghamton/news/2015/06/1/newburgh-chemical-death.html
HerWrongHole247 18
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