Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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trollsemen 8
At least you have a kick-ass job
azcardinals1307 2
Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.
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Comments (332)
obamathellama 0
She's obviously a noob. Let her go date someone else with a different job. Like a pro baseball player or a lawyer. But why date someone with that kind of job when you can date a video game tester?
RawrNom 0
yes he does! unless he's playing Fable 3 over and over. glitches and short playing over and over? no thank you! I would love to be you! I'd say this isn't an Fml as it's all good but you lost a three year relationship and I'm sorry! but she can't be good enough if she left you for this! :)
malignantmegan 3
Dude I'll date you but you gotta bring the kick ass demos home with you xD
justinlee13 3
haha... how ironic! did your gf come back?
lisha88 1
Her lose
Mabster84 2
*loss ......
Houseofpleasure 0
Dude I want a job sign me in :)
Ozman2001 2
video game tester, raise, and an ex girlfriend (who was dumb anyways).....yeah that ain't an FML dude ur doing great for ur self
Firebalone 13
Video games rock!!! I see you're from Texas. I know a company down there that is also here in Southern Cali. If thats where you work, sweet. Im trying to become a game tester here. Your girlfriend is stupid and needs to accept you for who you are and what you do. Sounds like to me this gf of 3 years is either dumb or has no idea what you do.
ninja_ness 3
:O If you ask me she was just finding an excuse to dump you, but don't worry you still have THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD!! :D my dream job right thurrr ;D lol
Osito2011 9
Sorry dude but she was planning on leaving you anyway. She just need an excuse to make you the bad person. F