Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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SirEBC 7
Don't put it on your balls.
Wuuper 0
damn, sorry dude
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Comments (155)
jasmiin_fml 0
forget about her. (:
CanadaIsLAX 5
shawgg...
Ketchup_Castle 30
That sucks. That still kind of sounds like something I would do though.
MeleMallory 0
Why are there so many FMLs about guys getting turned down during proposals? Shouldn't you know if she wants to get married? Shouldn't you have talked about your future first?
trentdubb05 0
How old are you guys? 14? Cuz if she only "kinda" likes you, then how could you not tell that something wasn't up? You both sound immature. You deserve it for being clueless like that.
jbchica 7
Loose her, keep the ring for the next girl
stevieb123 7
So give it 2 her and see
plcsux 0
Teach her a lesson dump her and fake propose to her friend ..
mowmowlife 21
Dear god. Appearance based loser girlfriend you got. Sorry OP, that really cuts.
Albarufus 13
Save the ring for someone who really cares about you. :)