Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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TuxRug 0
Love quizzes from magazines and websites are often the cause of bad relationships and the end of good ones. Sorry.
vstar 0
my girl said u can take her!!!!
miss218 0
I think that was just an excuse to get out of the relationship. No one can be that dumb to believe that garbage. Im sure you are better off without this one!!!
McBauhaus 0
Any woman who listens to morons on her cell phone instead of truth and logic is a worthless idiot and you're better without her.
thebigone_fml 0
well shes not the brightest bulb, so why were you going to marry her?
kira1kira 0
I hate stupid people
deceptivebeauty 0
207: Why don't you take your self-entitled ego and shove it someplace tender? Not just Americans fall for that shit, I've met people from other countries far more superstitious than Americans who would believe something similar far easier and faster. Grow up, and stop being bitchy to America.
DHof_56 0
Thank God she broke up with u cause if she's that stupid u don't need to be with her!!!!! U can find better. ;-)
Arcterion 0
Sucks to be you, man. But as some people before me have said, you're better off without her. Anyone who is THAT ******* gullible...
kiit23 0
You're probably treating her differently because you're planning the proposal in secret. Think for a second about what you might be doing while trying to plan this out. Sneaking around, hiding things, going places but not telling her where, things like that. Yes, she may have gotten this advice from a cell phone message, but -where- the advice came from isn't what mattered. Chances are good the message wasn't what started it. Explain, apologize, and if she means that much to you (which she obviously does) then do something to show her just how much you care. People, stop judging people without thinking. That same advice is ALL over the internet, and its advice friends would also give. Source doesn't matter. The person is not necessarily stupid or not worth being around (although in some cases, they are), and her side of the story isn't even on here.