Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
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killuhand 12
how old is she? four?
Barriaultcory 16
Rude
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Comments (98)
Fernando83 19
I hope karma slaps her in the face. Better yet I hope Karma punches in the face. Not having the courage to do it herself is one thing but to call you over and waste your time is another.
catsie_fml 14
She shouldn't be dating in the first place if she has to have her mommy break up for her.
rosha267 21
Burn down her house
NeighSoulSister 6
A little excessive, don't you think?
gracehi 33
I always commit arsen when someone wrongs me. So far I've burned down 5 post offices, 1 auto insurance company office, 3 tax collector offices, and 2 former significant others' homes. Why? Doesn't everybody do that?
eddeeezzyy 19
Yeah, I do arson....on Grand Theft Auto, but it doesn't work out so well when Niko catches on fire, and rolls on the ground as if he has epilepsy.
Dusty_Busters 15
I enjoyed reading this
jw90 18
Wow, that's ridiculous. Worse than through text message.
suplarai 12
Sorry bro that sucks
rt156 16
What a coward,people like her should not be dating in the first place
Fernando83 19
I agree, someone of her level of immaturity should not be saying.
Awkward_Batman 6
I would have told the mother "Its not over till she says it herself to my face" Hate when people do it over text or through someone else.
Dusty_Busters 15
I'd like to think that it's the baby in your picture who typed your comment
LegolasPrincess 10
What a little cowardice bitch, I hate people who can't break off relationships to someone's face. Getting her mother to do it just shows how immature she is. She shouldn't date at all. I'd say she did you a favor.
Dusty_Busters 15
I like your name
Pancakes017 19
At least you can rest assured you deserve better than her.
worldclassrager 41
She can't break up with you??? That's a sign of needing someone else that is more worth it...in a way it's a good thing that it ended you can find someone better..