erpuchi
Dominican Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
lalararara
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
BluBaller
United States 🌶️ Spicy
So frustrating!!
Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Fml
Lynn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Heat of the moment
Today, I went to my girlfriend's place to have a study session. Her dad was on a business trip but her mom was at home. We studied for about two hours, then we started getting frisky and started undressing and soon started fucking. We were about 20 minutes in when her mom came in and chased me out. FML
TomPom
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
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FMLYAY 0
you tried to hard..;(
Howljerk 0
Uh, girls have their minds speeding in different directions 24/7; girls are thinkers. I don't really think this is that bad.
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xxxbooxxx 16
when I first read this.. I thought it said sister instead of girlfriend.. AWKWARD!
IneffableLullaby 13
Trying new ideas in bed would probably keep her attention better. Experimenting is hardly ever a bad thing. :)
youambad 0
Kill her then kill yourself.
Snowjob 0
how is a FML??
carlokes 0
sucks for you!
RebeccaP2010 0
LOL nothing like a little inspiration, huh? xD
iHateThisLife 10
ah, inspiration in all the right moments
golfchick84 0
I hope it wasn't a chastity belt
soad123 0
wow dude u doing school kids? :s
RiDER1111 0
this just really makes you wonder how ******* pathetic dude must be if she's thinking bout school. maybe he should try teacher fantasy