Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
So frustrating!!
Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Heat of the moment
Today, I went to my girlfriend's place to have a study session. Her dad was on a business trip but her mom was at home. We studied for about two hours, then we started getting frisky and started undressing and soon started fucking. We were about 20 minutes in when her mom came in and chased me out. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
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FMLYAY 0
you tried to hard..;(
Howljerk 0
Uh, girls have their minds speeding in different directions 24/7; girls are thinkers. I don't really think this is that bad.
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Hellooomindyy 0
Maybe she just wasn't in the mood? I know I have my days where I don't really get into it, but my BF wants it so I just let em have it. When your not interested it's hard not to think about other things you could be doing.
nyli 0
hey Mindy wassup
GuitarNukka520 5
that's when I get my best ideas.
Cyosaric 0
I kill emo kids.
xXQuintonXx 1
err.. dude wtf? calling someone a lable is stereotyping.. And people who do that are insecure about themselves and have to make fun of other people. Who even says he is "emo" anyway? How can anyone be "emo" it's judging. which is wrong and stupid. and you shouldn't go around saying stuff like this especially when you threaten someones life. you're gonna get yourself in troublw by doing that.. just saying :l
cooldukenukem 2
He didn't say he thought 30 was emo. He just announced that he kills emo kids.
GuitarNukka520 5
one thing to say. depressive black metal... pftttt fail on your part. haha
xXQuintonXx 1
and he deleted his comment o-o mature..
blutkind 0
Well at least something good came out of it.
xXQuintonXx 1
What was that?
savvy_suzy 0
When the mind relaxes things/ideas pop to mind. It is not necessarily a bad thing. Either that or she really is laying back and thinking of England :)
macskapingvin 0
Well, next time she's struggling for an idea, you know what to suggest to fix it.
sourgirl101 29
That's only bad, if she stopped in the middle of sex, flipped you over and used your ass as a writing desk for her notes.
munkyjunkie 7
you should use your sex time more constructively aswell
Domonator 16
Female multitasking in action...
generalcheif123 0
you must be inspiring lol
teh_uber_muffin 3
ahh ******** "Benjamin Franklin!"
Malasinus 0
How has no one mentioned that the guy who discovered DNA figured out its shape while having sex?