Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
So frustrating!!
Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Heat of the moment
Today, I went to my girlfriend's place to have a study session. Her dad was on a business trip but her mom was at home. We studied for about two hours, then we started getting frisky and started undressing and soon started fucking. We were about 20 minutes in when her mom came in and chased me out. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
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FMLYAY 0
you tried to hard..;(
Howljerk 0
Uh, girls have their minds speeding in different directions 24/7; girls are thinkers. I don't really think this is that bad.
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Comments (113)
KyleIsSoFine 0
Interesting... Not a FML though :/
Vlokkie 2
s0 what.. Its n0t the end 0f the w0rld.
smokeymcpottt 3
Dude, who taught you to type? Or is this your own type of binary? 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011
zyth 4
op sounds like he's 12
dillies 3
that's where all the best ideas come from!!!!!
unidentified_sta 5
Be glad, ******* you makes her think of old and dead people. Who were generally other men judging by what what I've learned in History. Perhaps you stole her breath away like Edison stole credit for other people's work.
schwancy 2
Next time try keeping her attention on you with a nice puppet show, or shiny things.
doctor_J 0
I'm guessing you are suggesting this to the OP from personal experience? lol
c0c0_fml 16
be happy. seems like u inspire her
BeRealz 0
Congrats, maybe one day while you're having sex with her. Shed invent something that would make y'all very rich. da-ta don't feel bad that your sex magical gives her ideas.
gusgus36 5
maybe it's going to be a project that has to do with sex in a historical period of time! you know, like shows on tv like "sex in the civil war" on history channel. you were her inspiration! haha orrrr maybe she was so bored she started brainstorming project ideas. yeah prolly that one.
mythoughts 0
Just don't freak out unless it happens often. Women think A LOT so no worries. Unless the project is morbid, then again it might be your moves in the sack, but don't over think this.