Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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u_must_die 15
I never read or watch any of them
kiaroxilles 8
You don't deserve it, OP. I'm assuming all the people that put YDI are Harry Potter fanatics. Maybe it's for the best, clearly she wasn't truly interested in pursuing a long-lasting relationship with you if she was willing to break up over something so stupid. I've been with my fiancé for going on three years now, and I love Twilight and he thinks it's the most idiotic thing on the planet. Would we ever break up over it? No. In fact, one of the things that attracted us to each other was how opposite we are. We respect each other's opinions whether we agree with them or not. FYL OP, one day you'll find someone who values your opinions!
MonsterFarce 7
Pick up a book, asswipe.
magnetic_aura 26
Wow, I can't believe the overwhelming amount of "YDIs". That's nuts! And a ridiculous reason to end a relationship. Not your fault, OP!
xxreikoxx 31
I'm really not seeing the reason for OP having more "you deserved it" votes than "I agree, your life sucks" votes. They're only books (and not great ones, at that). Life doesn't revolve around a book series.
fancyname32 2
Today im living in when people decide to say the guy deserves to get dumped because he doesn't read popular book. FML
thankyou127 6
She probably wanted to dump you before but just found a stupid reason why to dump you
clairesucks 37
NEVER? How could you?
coffeelicious 11
That's quite an extreme reason to break up, but you're missing out on a great series. ;)
Astrobomb 21
I would too