Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
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liindsey 25
Well hopefully you confronted her.
anjyu22 0
Uh, are you sure? That sounds like a pretty outrageous, not to mention easily disproven excuse to just invent.
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Comments (60)
Ninjaface 0
Your girlfriend sounds like a bitch, so maybe she was talking about herself. You'd better hope the "puppies" aren't yours.
Thunderbender 2
Ok no way in hell. One of the these has go to be fake, either this one or the FML 5 posts above it.
GAYbrial 0
This one is older then the fml five above so if one was false it would be the newer one (the cat version) The op could think she doesn't have a dog because he has been to her house and seen no dog but as others have suggested the dog may be a family pet and live with another member of the family. OP - Unless the date was a really expensive one at a fancy restauraunt then sorry your date was cancelled but life happens.
fa11en 0
Ask for one of the puppies, get her tons of puppy books, get her dog a bunch of toys ect. Make her feel guilty.
Luna0709 0
what a breakup hint lol
getwild 0
lol ouch just end it?
ayana403 0
take the hint. Don't be pathetic and bitch about it.
darkxlight 0
Be a man not her bitch,dump the bitch.you understand how bit of a wuss u sound like wen u let her step all over u like tht?if u know its not for a good reason dump her.
neongurl98 10
Awww, she's worried! Stop being selfish and quit worrying about the fact that she doesn't even have a dog! (SARCASM INQUIRED!)
loginword123 0
Well a dog somewhere was having puppies!
TopHatNinja68 6
Wut if she got one huu