Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
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liindsey 25
Well hopefully you confronted her.
anjyu22 0
Uh, are you sure? That sounds like a pretty outrageous, not to mention easily disproven excuse to just invent.
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Comments (60)
ColdGold 6
Well, maybe she has a cat and the cat had kittens. Did you ever think of that?
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
maybe she does and you're just a horrible boyfriend who never noticed, maybe she even gave one of the puppies to your little sister for her birthday
Stotan1228 0
ouch
ziqi92 0
even though this says "dog," i seriously think this fml and the other one with the kitties are related...
SKYblue_fml 1
haha. I thought the same thing. ^_^
Fcuk__mylyfe 0
indiana, California, yup. Skype date
dspadres 0
Maybe by dog she meant her butt and by puppies she meant diarrhea. cha cha cha.
Stotan1228 0
haha that was awesome.
wordgirl 0
#42 FTW! But seriously, OP: are you sure? Someone above you in the FMLs said her boyfriend of 5 years forgot she had a cat and broke up with her...so I'm just sayin'...think hard. :D
Thunderbender 2
Win #42
Cheerbaby016 0
hahahaha niceeeee
snafu57 1
he who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else (or she in this case)
wh4t3v3R 0
As a dude, I have to disagree. Leting you down easy: "You seem nice, but I'm not into you." Screwing with you: "Yeah lets totally date! I want you so much! How bout this weekend? Cancel your other plans and make reservations somewhere ritzy. Oh my cat is having kittens How bout next week?...Oh my dog is having puppies! How bout next week?..." My girlfriend does that to guys all the time, it's just mean. FYL, OP.
usagicookies 1
Sucks if she is lying, but it's entirely possible she is getting one of the puppies. Why don't you ask her instead of complaining about it on the internet?