Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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shay_serendipity 29
People who break up with people through texting/social media are honestly my least favorite people. They don't even have the nerve to do it to your face so they hide and do it behind a screen. I'm sorry OP, I hope you find someone much better than her.
TheLonesomeGamer 17
That is a terrible way of getting dumped. Don't sweat it though OP you will find a person to love who will love you back just as much! :)
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Comments (69)
HylianWarrior 21
That's one way to find out that she's a bitch, and you deserve.
HylianWarrior 21
Oops, meant to say you deserve better
brandoneyez1 25
Tweet back and thank her. Where are your manners. Lol
PenguinBitch 44
Wow was it straight-forward or implied? Either way, people like her should fall off a cliff.
qdawg06 23
Technology is ruining human relationships and that's disheartening.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I'm pretty sure it's humans that are ruining human relationships. Technology doesn't make people dicks, it just provides more opportunities to show how much of a dick they are. If it wasn't Twitter, OP's girlfriend would have found another way to be scummy, breaking up through a carrier pigeon or whatever else.
ohSNAPyall 27
Technology provides a means for people to be dicks in new and fascinating ways.
katieemerr 15
#youredumped
sorryheadphones 26
We should back to the time where people had the decently to break up with someone in person, and get rid of this cowardly technical way of doing it
blackonblight 33
Before twitter and texting people used the phone or wrote notes or had another person deliver the message. You can be an asswipe about a breakup using Stone Age method as easily as the 2014 model.
MidnaLink 35
You people can disagree with me all you want, but I think cowardly people like these should be treated with scorn and public humiliation.
DariaTrent 6
Oh boy, you just beat taylor swift
BlueConverse 7
On the bright side, at least you're not with someone who's too shallow to do it in person
MidnaLink 35
In person is better than Twitter. In public you may be thinking of.
cryssycakesx3 23
that was the point. she was too shallow to do it in person, so at least he is not with her.
MidnaLink 35
Oh I misread that to say not too shallow.
DenverTyrrell 13
That's horrible, and just disrespectful I hope find somebody else that actually cares about you.