Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML
Today, while I was working in the drive-through at work, a lady was wearing kitchen oven-mitts and a snorkeling mask instead of gloves and a mask to pick up her prescription. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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delyter 0
no offense but ur gf may be a retard
jmrtheman 3
I hope your gf is hella hot to make up how dumb she is.
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Comments (198)
XxPurplePandaxX 0
I live in California... NOONE has any that stuff. it wasn't even supossed to go to Canada or Alaska ._.
jimbob13 0
your girlfreind must be retarded: 1- what she baught 2- well she's from Texas and everyones retarded there :)
ReynshineCutting 10
...at least in Texas we can spell...
hahaIdiot 2
baught? really? if you are going to insult someone, you better make sure you spell the words correctly.
jimbob13 0
hahaa I'm only 12 chill :)
GallifreyDog 2
Oh yeah, insulting people is okay because you're only 12. Idiot..
Kiraro 0
Ahh, I hate to burst your ignorant bubble, but most people learn to spell basic English words by the time they're in the 5th grade...
jimbob13 0
well why don't you make fun of English people :)
Rusty325 4
Because English people are awesome. :)
emariebake 0
haha. fail.
birdfreak 24
that is so not true I was born and ******* raised in that state u will not trash it like that im so ******* offended that i could cuss u out in 2 different languages but us TEXANS r polite enough not to
j_cat187 20
i have a gass mask but its for fighting off mustardgass and blazing
suckITfuck 1
just some info about iodine pills and radiation. first and foremost they are effective at preventing cancer from radiation. HOWEVER that is only true of THYROID cancer! they work by flooding your thyroid with iodine so the radioactive iodine particles you may come in contact won't be absorbed by your thyroid since it is at it's iodine capacity. that being said, they have to be taken at a specific time before exposure to even be effective. most adults shouldn't even bother with them either. pregnant women and children are at the highest risk since their thyroids are the most active.
ReynshineCutting 10
If that's how you really feel, then stay the **** out of our state.
Prankster7o7 5
I think we can become friends. :) Texas the best state period.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you are dating her. Clearly, she is not very intelligent and can't think for herself. You have a total control over who you date. Since you continue dating her, it's a YDI. Stop bitching about your girlfriend. No one is going to feel sorry for you when you have control of the situation.
Norwegian_Wood 4
*blinks* I...I don't even know... Wow, OP, your girlfriend might belong much better with one of these Darwin-worthy children on FML lately. Though I suppose she's one of the rare specimen that overprotects as opposed to... well, not.
Zebidee 9
Surely in this context, you mean Intelligent Design-worthy.
dudeitsdanny 10
Darwin Award, probably
Norwegian_Wood 4
196, yes, exactly. My mistake. My earlier comment should read "Darwin Award worthy" not "Darwin worthy". Failure on my part, haha. Oh the irony...
ReynshineCutting 10
Maybe she's just worried about the reactors in Texas having problems one day? I mean they're not exactly new and we've all been worried a time or two about them. When 9/11 happened my family packed up and drove five hours south to get away from them just in case the entire country ended up in chaos with no electricity and whatnot to keep them under control.
sleepydeath 4
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1O 0
What people have to realize is that the amount of radiation that is coming overseas, is such a miniscule amount that it would not do ANYTHING. We face more deadly germs and toxins on a daily bases that are many times more dangerous than whats floating over the ocean.