Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle...

By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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By Belt issues - 09/06/2016 12:21 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I took a train for 5 hours to a remote northern community. My belt broke as I was getting off the train. I went to the only store and bought a new belt. Taking it off to go to bed, the new belt broke. I have to go visit clients today with a shoestring holding up my pants. FML

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Peter_Ohnigian 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?

venomousflower 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

I'm confused

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grajax 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:59

I know what happened, April Fools day happened.

netflixislove 32

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:59

Is this an April fools joke?! Honestly this is why they get moderated.

TheLoner7 5

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:02

Bruh please speak in English

Willow202 6

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:03

How did this get OK'd?

GoGiants28 13

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:10

Well played, fml team. April Fools

cksmith51 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:11

Ah I see, FML is April Fools trolling us

Enderkate4 20

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:12

Ah. Horrible FML's because of April Fool's Day. Well played FML.

MTFR 12

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:14

This may be the worst FML I've ever read

MTFR 12

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:24

Aaaaaaaand just remembered it's April Fools

kiki1705 20

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:17

OH NOES!!!!1111!one!!!1eleven!!!!

RhineBl 17

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:17

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