Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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Comments (312)
ellawea 0
that is so blahhh. ask her WTF that was for?
milfi 6
jeez, she must be an idiot
last12win 0
Sounds like a great girlfriend. YDI for dating a 5 year old.
Angejolie 0
that's freakin hilarious. you should fart in your hands and cover her nose and mouth with it. mwahahahah
Electric_Star 0
That's freaking nasty. She's nasty and dirty. She picks her nose and voluntarily touches peoples' spit. Dump her before you move in together and she leaves used tampons on the bathroom counter and farts in bed.
crankyinthemorn 0
........She probably already does :(
NotFatEnough 0
Wow...she's a keeper.../sarcasm That's ******* disgusting. I suggest you get rid of her and get a girlfriend who doesn't act like a two-year-old. I'm sorry. That was an insult to two-year-olds. I've babysat toddlers that have more sense than her.
haleymorris9 0
wow this is fake or u tweeked the story too much sorry for bad grammer
Kjr87 0
This one made me feel sick...certainly not a girl you want to take home to meet mummy and daddy.
aligregs 0
How old is your girlfriend...?
angel1024 0
wow how old is she? totally imature