Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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Comments (312)
sonnyv 0
thats gross. just do it back to her when shes sleeping or something. haha
majorcrabs 0
on a scale of 1- Chris brown how mad were u?
sonnyv 0
haha good comment lmao^
Batman4890 0
i hope u pimp slapped your bitch to knock her down a peg or 2
bubblesdafrog 0
That is not cute. That is not funny. It is just sick. No one in the right mind should do that. I say you need to dump her if she doesn't know anything about cleanliness or respect. She needs to grow up and not act like a 4 year old. ... Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if she was.
Gaby4e 0
dude wow thats gross. my boyfriend would never do that nasty crap to me.
angrynegro7 16
Piss in her bed!
hocuspocus_fml 0
That is sick, man. FYL for damn sure.
SeximusPrime 0
Dump her. She's gross.
slatter 1
wow u really shouldn't go out with 5 year olds