Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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Comments (312)
crankdatIRISH 0
one word: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOMyLifeSuck 0
Isnt it illegal to date a 5 yr old?
CollegeMiss 0
LMAO!!! you need a new gf.
mildii 0
kiss her and she can taste her bioger
DeeAyx 0
Ew. That's so gross. I'd tell her to f*ck off.
Emill_fml 0
wipe semen on her face. she's a disgusting *****! x-(
lisha_bean 0
ugh i almost threw up. fyl
Twinklestar 0
Neither of you sound old enough to be dating. YDI
withered 30
Disgusting...
Seventytimeseven 0
This is only borderline ok if she were like 3, and then you have a whole pedo thing going on though so then it's messed up on your end. Seriously though who does this? Shouldn't your post say now ex-girlfriend as a sign of sanity and reform?