Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
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Top comments
ChanceBell 13
All that matters is that your girlfriend wants to be with you, regardless what her mother thinks. That's true love right there!
MannyM 20
hey man at least she chose you over her mothers wish
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Comments (64)
ronzi 15
I agree with #2 and you should cherish this ?
sexymomo1234 20
Sorry OP! But I have to admit that was pretty funny!
barneyisawesome_fml 9
Your response: "That's sweet. Your mother cried tears of joy over me."
Sheepalicious 20
What a bitch
Colon_Man 17
"You can't date him! He's your cousin!" Haha! See? Because it's Mississippi... Say! Is that the exit?
NiceGuysDoWin 21
That was exactly my thought, #58.
ashweaver 12
I made my whole family cry when I told them I was getting back with my ex?
tgmc012 9
Sounds like maybe you make your own mother cry often.
rachh6421 12
Maybe she was crying from happiness? :D
nic112 10
Ouch the feels
pinkstardust 9
Ouch