Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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perdix 31
A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.
Vexation 0
OP, run.
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Comments (146)
blahzz 4
Run. Run as fast as you can.
allisonc 5
Maybe she was just playing along and is now messing with your head.
hellboy23 0
just get a ring and propose now
Elizabeth123654 0
just tell her you were joking. next time she asks you about it, tell her you don't know what she's talking about. if she persists, tell her it was a joke and that you don't understand why she took it that way.
Cronniss 0
Wow. You actually said that? O.o
Cronniss 0
Wow. You actually said that? O.o
vbmg152 19
Dude, How old are you?? You do not joke about marriage with girls , we don't think it's funny!! You better talk to her because she's already planning the wedding!! Get ready to be single! I hope you learned a lesson from this!
anjyu22 0
Enjoy the single life, bro. At least I hope you're breaking up with her, because once you put that idea an a girl's head (inadvertently or not) that shit doesn't just go away. And next time maybe you'll wait until you've gotten to know a girl a little better before you crack a tasteless joke that you don't know how she'll take.
rockstatic 0
Girls are stupid about this stuff, but that's the way they are. You owe her an apology. Tell her you thought it was clearly a joke, and you were wrong.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not all of us are that stupid. Way to generalize. Oh, and all guys are chauvinist pigs.
sarcdude 3
Hey! We're chauvinist /human beings/, get it straight >/
5t3ff1k4h 47
:P Some of you aren't!
sarcdude 3
some of us aren't what? chauvinist human beings? those guys are the sexist human beings. but we're still human! >/
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, no, no. Some of you aren't human.
sarcdude 3
Oh come on, I'm totally human! I know I have a snout-like nose and a curly tail but I'm no pig :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
Really? That's a shame. Pink's definitely your colour. You do snort when you laugh, after all.
sarcdude 3
The Steve Urkel laugh is TOTALLY in style these days! D:
5t3ff1k4h 47
Toooooootally. *pats back* Totally.
sarcdude 3
Stepped in this one. But you can kinda play it off and not get married anytime soon.