Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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avaeric 0
I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.
your_a_towel 0
hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.
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lord66610 0
make a playlist trust me it goes a long way had my itunes on shuffle and was good lasted for a good 2 hors to good songs and right when i finish i hear "Kill the B**ch, Rape the B**ch" she hit me because i was laughing to hard after it would have hurt if she wasnt laughing to
24788 7
lol, your getting better at sex.
black_barbie10 0
hahaha! i lol'd at this one :D
viadomus815 0
love that song.
OMGobstoppers 0
rape me is an awesome song!
iamtheman 0
ahaha, you should make a playlist of all the horrible and annoying songs you can think of. Start with "Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom" move to "Animal Lover" by Dirtnasty and then maybe "Everyone Has Aids" or "I Like Cake" Either way, epic win.
Budweisser 0
U lucky lucky awesome little asshole....
crutchboy90 0
"Rape Me" is awesome, you naive child! But still, props for getting laid to the song. NIN's "Closer" is probably the best song about ******* from the past 20 yrs, so I recommend that one next.
mooreon131 0
M'kay, first off, John Mayer sucks. Second, Your body is a Wonderland is like 4 minutes, if that. Thirs, what's worng with rape me? I set it to repeat, and lost my virginty to it. and to #52, Closer is the best song to have angry sex to...EVER!!!
HFcinfinity 0
#53 i prefer lay down by priestess cause you know a song about spousal murder turns everyone on :P
king_slayer 0
you only lasted two songs lol