Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up denial and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
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mark5723 0
This week on the Maury show, a 16 year old girl demands a paternity test from herself
starbeast 0
F your child's life.
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Comments (234)
iluvhobos 5
Well...how old is she? If you two are young: YDI.
pyromania21 0
**** normally I make a stupid comment right here but the bitch went and used all the stupidity allowed in this post..... seriously there's like a law or something
iluvhobos 5
18-I think you succeeded in stealing back that stupidity in your comment.
scottieclark 4
Dumb people get confused easily!
HoboSmeller 6
imma hobo........smeller. but on track with this fml, they totally deserve it.
ALpein 0
69 Phrase*
ALpein 0
75 And yet you responded. Really, we shouldn't have to correct you. You should already be typing literally. Besides, autocorrect doesn't explain why you wrote 'fraise'.
LolFMLnot 10
As long as your willing to take responsibility the parents will accept this situation eventually. As some people mentioned already, she might have been using humor to avoid the awkward moment thingy.
roseXthorns 8
Doesn't matter, had sex.
failurebro 0
She's a keeper! :D
JocelynKaulitz 28
Looks like she's too young for you bro!
22cute 17
You two should reconsider your options. You don't sound like a very supportive dad. Think of the child now...and stop your name calling.
desireev 18
I am so confused about the beginning of this thread.. I'm trying to see the errors that were pointed out and the person everyone is trolling..
Pixxio_O 11
115- name calling? Wtf, I'm pretty sure I missed half the fml because there was nothing in this fml that suggested OP wasn't supportive.
Bryceps 4
I hope you keep your child. Too many young people just get an abortion to avoid the responsibility.
zachherbert 10
This baby is a lost cause. Ship it to Kony.
AliceRose13 5
Whats YDI and OP mean...?
dassahrose 4
google it ... omg.
tanay97 8
OP is the author of the FML. YDI is You Deserved It.
dc46290 8
if they're old enough to bleed they're old enough to breed!
vballgurl806 3
No they had it right. They were asking if the two of them were young, as in the two of you.
Dylman 6
73- you seem like you're not illiterate, be the bigger man, comprehend what 69 was saying and leave it at that.
hellaflushfa5 6
You must really love my picture hey?
XanderScythe 11
Are you Canadian eh?
PussyPredator 6
Screw you.
_LE4RN_ 4
Kind of sounds like reverse sychology. Watch out. This "circular logic" and "mumbo jumbo" is very tricky.
hellaflushfa5 6
Wow 196, you're a ******* genius. You looked on my profile! Give yourself a pat on the back...ehy
Maddidaddi 0
Psychology, retard.
Opalsky 4
Are you showing off your rack
Googolman 29
Well, it's possible she had someone else's egg and sperm planted in her womb.
Adree 15
Why does being young make them deserve it? You don't know the circumstances
jdreiner 11
So I'm guessing you don't really know how sex works then....
MellyBee 9
Maybe her family reacts well when humor is used to diffuse tense situations? It's actually kind of a funny joke!
MerrikBarbarian 9
That was my first thought. My family tends to break up tension with humor.
brianalexandria 2
I love your picture!
ScaughtieHolden 11
The sushi? I agree!
Eliseopwns 22
Actually, I don't think that's true. I mean, this is an FML, and obviously wasn't posted exactly when this happened. The guy typed it afterwards. So, considering the fact that it's on this website, the girlfriend's family didn't take it so well.
starbeast 0
F your child's life.
mjoyn98 1
Sounds like a keeper! Agree with #3. Poor child.
labudamike 6
Y?
washingtongirl 8
Yeah I'm going to say the "Tard Mode" moment occurred long before the family discussion. Specifically when OP the genius knocked up his girlfriend.
DogsPaw 16
*9 month later, in the operating room* "It's ok, I'm still not the mom."
ScarletFever67 6
Too bad it's a delivery room not an operating room....
moonrider360 8
not always a c- section would be an operating room or they could have a home birth.
DataWog 30
c- sections are rapidly becoming the most common form of birth. It's convenient, the mothers can 'schedule' the day of the birth, they get an extra week of maternity leave/recovery for a major operation, and they don't have to go through labor & birth.
Snow_White_fml 3
i dont understanf it, its a major operaration that means you cant stand up and care for your new born baby without help for weeks, it also means a hell of a lot more pain for recovery than you would have with a natural birth
brookewesty 0
Isn't the shock of going into labour the most exciting moment in your pregnancy? I for one would want to give natural birth anyways, **** the huge scar from a c-section haha
sandman1126 2
Ha
doglover100 29
Isn't the c section recovery painful?? You can barely do anything. I like the benefits of it but recovery sucks I hear.
kalelll 7
This comment made me ******* lose it lol
HaniahAhmad 0
wow, she sounds like a wonderful girlfriend!
TheZee 12
There's too much lame sarcasm on this site...creativity people, CREATIVITY! -_-
lukemack 4
One direction sucks balls
b0ngs 7
^ dont talk that way about my husbands!
goddamniluvme 0
I agree ;p
KaelaKhaotic 5
137 - THANK YOU!
ALlamaOnFire 20
I hope the baby turns out okay
Redoxx_fml 22
If not he can always join the nights watch
ihasbrains 10
HAHA. I see what you did there
PrincessPesa 20
No problems like Snow problems.
PrincessPesa 20
Hey, Romulus and Remus turned out just fine, didn't they?
PrincessPesa 20
You apparently have no idea what I'm talking about. Whatever! This one goes out to the single parent homes and all children raised by wolves.
ReesieBanana21 12
STOP TALKING!!!! @princesspresa
sanders38 2
This made my day.
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
You must have had a really ****** up day.
Heinousness 0
This made my day, too
immaMonsta 8
Wow, she sounds umm...what's that word again? Oh, right. Stupid. FYL for knocking her up, but then again not really because you did knock up a stupid chick. So, YDI.
LadyLol_fml 15
That was a long road to a short thought.
22cute 17
A stupid thought. She sounds funny! Besides hormones make pregnant women kind of fuzzy headed. Be nice and man up.
FMLsOhilarious 6
#117 So her being pregnant excuses her for saying that she isn't the mother? Shut the hell up and stop making excuses for her. Clearly the OPs girlfriend is dumb as bricks, that's all #7 was saying. I agree with #7, OP deserves it.
mark5723 0
This week on the Maury show, a 16 year old girl demands a paternity test from herself
KeyboardWarrior 10
Win.
rotflqtms_ 21
Lol, she goes on Maury & demands a Maternity Test. That would be funny.
R3TROxLOV3 32
No freaking duh #24, that's why 8 said it. No one needed you to repeat the joke.
burtonbullet 10
36, #8 said paternity, which is a test to see who the father is. Maturity would be to see who the mother is, so 24 actually got it right. Simmer down, fido.
lunaC 2
And not to be too much of a pain, but MATERNITY would be to test the mother- "maturity" as you wrote is actually something these new parents seem to be lacking!
chesoes 8
Double win lol
SKRILLEX2386 5
You are all trolls
desireev 18
Well said, #88!
jondivey 9
Well said 88, but only faggots take pictures of their own abs. And that is because they have a troll face. Lol
CkMystic 0
*maternity
beastiness 14
And that's why this happened
sqeakyclean 7
"Straight up tard mode." LOL