Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML
Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML
Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, the kid I was tutoring told me that, "Pirates were a myth. Like the Greeks and Romans." He's 16. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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Top comments
kidclarke 15
I'm surprised you didn't say Disneyland.
jennifer93 0
Yeahhh math isnt my best subject either ;p
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Comments (309)
droptableusers 7
Tortuga, Coco's, Jamaica
Sir_Swaggington 6
Did you hear me facepalm through the interwebs?
bungholemcgee 11
Morocco is in Africa, and it's not an island. I would've facepalmed too.
safaeita 32
I'm Moroccan our country is surrounded by sea from to sides but no that doesn't mean it's an island WOW
PierreAlexandre_fml 8
You do know Morocco is a country in Northern Africa
jakeroney98 14
Was your bf looking for Great Inagua? I think thats what it was in AC4, but i'm not certain on the accuracy. Btw YDI for not knowing the difference between Caribbean islands and African countries
chuksnwali 34
Tortuga
rameses1210 18
That's not genius, that's simply living in an educated country. Get your act together
SarahRanee_ 6
Tortuga!!!!
General_Cool 24
Hey Patrick, what am I now? Uhh, stupid? No, I'm Texas! What's the difference?