Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I overheard my mom, who quit smoking years ago, saying that I am the only person who stresses her out badly enough to want to smoke a cigarette. I have never once tried to stress her out, and in fact I do everything I can to make her life easier. She works in retail. FML
Today, my grandmother - who has been a heavy smoker for almost forty years, and does not believe in the dangers of smoking - was diagnosed with COPD. Also, I'm now at a greater risk of developing COPD because of her (and my parents, who also smoke). FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my aunt what an “attention-seeking drama queen” I’ve been lately. All I asked was that she not smoke around me. I’ve had asthma all my life and am currently recovering from Covid. She thinks it’s all a conspiracy, meanwhile I haven’t taken a deep breath in weeks. FML
Today, I learned that I may have lung cancer. I've never smoked a day in my life but it could be from secondhand smoke exposure from all the years of my mom smoking around me. FML
Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML
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Top comments
ninjadinos 14
Let's be honest. Who isn't allergic to cigarette smoke? Its just like pollen, except for most people the affects of the allergy are lung cancer, emphysema, and asthma.
that1guyyy 12
Spray febreze on her face
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Comments (80)
perdix 31
She wants her boy all to herself. His Oedipus Complex is weak, so she has to smoke you out like a bee.
aem2188 3
No one is allergic to cigarette smoke. It's an irritant. You're allergic to something else and the smoke is 'irritating' that allergy. You should get tested for allergies.
BloodMonger13 9
an anagram for mother in law is woman hitler... so what did u expect
desertpunk75 11
A kid came into art class once and stank of cigerrates. First I sprayed the area with axe the his face.
Late_night83 25
She has been doing that on purpose.beeotch
itssjulia 13
Wow that's rude
Trisha_aus 15
You are not only allergic to cigarette smoke op...
williamcarter93 13
Mother in law does not care...stay away from her or outlaw her smoking in your house, in your house, you can do such
hateevryone 15
Why is she so concerned about your health if she keeps smoking around you?
Meme1988 18
Welcome to the family :) Sorry she is just annoying you, so just ingore her...