Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I overheard my mom, who quit smoking years ago, saying that I am the only person who stresses her out badly enough to want to smoke a cigarette. I have never once tried to stress her out, and in fact I do everything I can to make her life easier. She works in retail. FML
Today, my grandmother - who has been a heavy smoker for almost forty years, and does not believe in the dangers of smoking - was diagnosed with COPD. Also, I'm now at a greater risk of developing COPD because of her (and my parents, who also smoke). FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my aunt what an “attention-seeking drama queen” I’ve been lately. All I asked was that she not smoke around me. I’ve had asthma all my life and am currently recovering from Covid. She thinks it’s all a conspiracy, meanwhile I haven’t taken a deep breath in weeks. FML
Today, I learned that I may have lung cancer. I've never smoked a day in my life but it could be from secondhand smoke exposure from all the years of my mom smoking around me. FML
Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML
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Top comments
ninjadinos 14
Let's be honest. Who isn't allergic to cigarette smoke? Its just like pollen, except for most people the affects of the allergy are lung cancer, emphysema, and asthma.
that1guyyy 12
Spray febreze on her face
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Comments (80)
cindykitty 0
Dumb bitch
linkinpark98 24
Tell her good luck with her lung cancer!
KVKdragon 26
In I wish humanity would stop smoking (whatever drug it may be). It's bad enough we're polluting the air with waste from exhaust. Why do we need to add more air pollution with smoking, along with the self-pollution that comes with it in the first place?
Killer_fel 15
Because were idiots?
ILike_Dancing123 19
Find something that she's allergic too or something she despises then rub it in her face, that way it'll be payback and she'll never cross the line again! Revenge will be sweet :)
wittygirl 8
I know exactly what your going through, I got one who allows her dogs to attack me -sigh- and she is a slob to the max never cleans the dog poo off the floor it's why I refuse to allow my kids round her. Mother in laws are ******* monsters sometimes.
smb12346 17
Maybe you should pick up the habit so you two can bond over it, she will most likely quit right away.
muFilter 19
Right... Clearly the logical solution is for one more person to start smoking (according to the person with the cigarette in their profile icon). So do you actually own stock in tobacco or?
ycrem0n 21
OP should keep a distance from her, 2nd hand smokers are more likely to get sick than the smokers.
TheDrifter 24
That's what they get, cheap bastards, mooching off decent, hard working, tax paying smokers.
FairyTales_fml 6
Get ready... That was just the beginning.
Helenarth 6
I wonder if you have ever tried removing yourself from her presence, or asking her not to smoke near you.
pimpcracker 8
apparently she doesn't like u and if she does it in her house then she has every right too