Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, while away on training with the army, my housemates rang me to tell me some news. They had found a perfect house for next year and they had put an offer on it. The only problem? There are 5 of us and the house is for 4. Guess who hasn't been included. FML
Today, because of a miscommunication with my boss, the furniture I was renting during my summer job was taken back by the movers. I still have a week of work left and nothing to eat with, and nothing to sit or sleep on. FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
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Kirashai 9
If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.
ashleykay94 7
wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?
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Comments (202)
laplander_fml 0
hang on ... why are they friends?
laurenak 0
Man up
meliesFML 0
your friends are jerks. if they were your friend I'm sure they'd let you sleep in one of those beds with one of them.
hottiebrunette 0
wow what clever sons of bitches
ArsenalFan12 0
sabotage their beds
Cleao18317 11
some great friends ya got there!
Random_Person88 8
Damn some friends you've got. You should put bugs in there beds or while they are sleeping pour water on their crotches and beds to make it look like they peed or even better take hot water, put their hand in it and they actually will pee in their pants. :D
XDBrittany1228 0
I like your friends. They're clever.
speshlk37 13
let me guess...your name is Butters...?
ospeltz 0
quit whining.