Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Top comments
greeneyedpothead 10
Is it just me or does anyone else think kissing on the first date is a little too much too soon? That's just my opinion though.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Especially a blind date
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Comments (93)
alyssa_godby24 0
ouch! that's got to suck! sorry bud!
Angel272000 4
Do that girl is cold blooded
rightspark 7
Now you know 2nd date get her drunk
yeongji 31
YDI. Give the girl some respect. Just because a date goes well does not mean it has to end with a kiss or whatever rocks your boat.
sophie22_fml 8
Even if she didn't want to kiss you because she wasn't attracted to you or whatever reason she had for not kissing you, she didn't have to say such a harsh comment, that was mean. Sorry OP FYL
KiddNYC1O 22
"I **** on the first date."
Special_Psycho 8
Wow. At least she didn't knee you in the groin and call you a pussy. There are hundreds of worse things that could've been worse. A dis is one of the better of the bad things that happened.
isamisis 9
I always kiss on a first date. Either buy more alcohol or avoid a second date with this idiot.
Elmoo_fml 16
Both YDI and FYL. I get why she would be reluctant to kiss on a first date - I personlly would be hesitant, too. However, the way she said it was not necessary at all, that was rather mean.
missknh101 6
You should put ur friend who set u up, on disaster date lol